The Pirates of Blood River
Directed by John Gilling
Written by John Hunter and John Gilling; story by Jimmy Sangster
1962/UK
Hammer Films
First viewing/Netflix rental
[box] Brocaire, a pirate: [Realizes the sword thrust through him is fatal] Oh, Mama… [He falls over dead][/box]
The highlight of this movie is Christopher Lee and his French accent.
A couple of generations ago, French Huguenots fled to the Isle of Devon in the Caribbean to escape religious persecution. The ideals of their forebears have been corrupted and the island is now run by religious fanatics. As the movie starts, Jonathan Standing (Kerwin Matthews), is caught kissing one of the elders’ wives. He is tried by a panel including his own father, who is also an elder, and sentenced to 15 years in the penal colony. This is tantamount to a death sentence as the jailers are brutal.
Jonathan manages to escape and runs into pirates headed by Capt. LaRoche (Christopher Lee). Jonathan makes a deal with LaRoche so that the pirates will take him back to the village to organize a rebellion. Unbeknowst to Jonathan, the pirates are actually nterested in treasure and will kill until its location is revealed. This might be a problem as Jonathan is convinced there is no treasure. Mayhem ensues. With Oliver Reed as one of the pirates.
Hammer Studios was not known for its pirate movies but the gore carries over from the better-known Gothic horror films. There are plenty of swordfights and other brutality to be had. It’s mildly OK.
Trailer
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