Directed by Noriaki Yuasa
Written by Niisan Takahashi
1969/Japan
IMDb link
First viewing/YouTube
[box] [Akio tells the grownups what he’s learned from his alien adventure] Akio: Let’s make the Earth a great place to live, without war, and traffic accidents… [/box]
This stupid movie is perfect for the terminally distracted during Lockdown.
Two annoying little kids are kidnapped by aliens who want to gain knowledge by eating their brains. Gamera, the giant fire-breathing turtle, comes to their rescue. He must first defeat Guiron, a giant ninja shark.
This is just exactly as pitiful as it sounds.
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Oh god, talk about slumming…………..here’s your lost title music
Thanks for the link. Started my morning with a big chuckle.
This is the one I’ve seen a few times. I saw this when I was a kid and even then I knew it was one of the silliest movies ever made. I’m more familiar with the alternate title “Attack of the Monsters.” And I can never remember the name of Gamera’s foes. Gaos? Zigra? Which is which? One is a weird Space Bat. One is a squid? But which is which? This one – Guion? – was Pocketknife Face when I was a kid.
I thought Guiron was a giant shark whose weapon is ninja stars. Pocketknife Face is a good one though!
I thought Guiron was a giant shark who threw ninja stars. But Pocketknife face is good too!