Gamera vs. Guiron (1969)

Gamera vs. Guiron (AKA “Attack of the Monsters, “Gamera tai daiakuju Giron”)
Directed by Noriaki Yuasa
Written by Niisan Takahashi
1969/Japan
IMDb link
First viewing/YouTube

[box] [Akio tells the grownups what he’s learned from his alien adventure] Akio: Let’s make the Earth a great place to live, without war, and traffic accidents… [/box]

This stupid movie is perfect for the terminally distracted during Lockdown.

Two annoying little kids are kidnapped by aliens who want to gain knowledge by eating their brains.  Gamera, the giant fire-breathing turtle, comes to their rescue.  He must first defeat Guiron, a giant ninja shark.

This is just exactly as pitiful as it sounds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxlOe6ZHGUA

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