Category Archives: 1967

The President’s Analyst
Directed by Theodore J. Flicker
Written by Theodore J. Flicker
1967/USA
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[box] Dr. Sidney Schaefer: If I was a psychiatrist, which I am, I would say that I was turning into some sort of paranoid personality, which I am![/box]

This dated spy spoof was really not my cup of tea.

Dr. Sidney Schaefer (James Coburn) is plucked from all the analysts in New York City to become the President’s analyst.  We never glimpse the President or his therapy sessions. We only know that Schaefer must be ready the instant his patient calls.  This puts a damper on his sex life.

The main plot is that the CEA and FBR are very worried a foreign power will get hold of the President’s secrets.  And, indeed, the Russians, British, and even the Canadians are scheming to kidnap him.  The CEA wants him dead.  Schaefer escapes to a musical hippy commune where he tries to avoid the bad guys.  With Godfrey Cambridge as a patient.

The plot summary does not sound all that funny and neither is the picture despite all the gags and one-liners.  Coburn was not cut out to do broad comedy like this.  The jokes are very dated.  I hated Lalo Schifrin’s score.  And whose idea was it to have Canadians speak with Cockney accents?  To me the whole thing was just a bunch of silly chaos.

Who’s That Knocking at My Door (AKA “I Call First”)
Directed by Martin Scorsese
Written by Martin Scorsese and Betsi Manoogian
1967/US
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[box] J.R.: Everybody should like westerns.[/box]

Martin Scorsese’s first feature is a fascinating look at the introduction of themes that would follow the director throughout his career.

J.R. (Harvey Keitel in his film debut) lives in Little Italy.  He hangs out with a bunch of slackers who think a good evening out consists of drinking, goofing around, fighting and hiring a couple of hookers to service all of them as “dessert”.  J.R. meets a never-named girl (Zina Bethune) on his way to Staten Island.  They strike up a conversation.  She is looking through a French magazine for the pictures.  He likes Westerns.  She likes art films. She likes jazz.  He likes soul music.  They fall in love.

But J.R. is saddled with a Madonna/Whore complex that makes it impossible for him to consummate their love outside of marriage.  Sex with prostitutes is perfectly OK.  Then she reveals to him that she had been date raped in the past.  Things work out about as well as might be expected.

I enjoyed this despite the frequent arty non sequiturs that actually detract from some great story-telling.  Scorsese’s nascent style is already evident.  The pop music soundtrack and movie references are there as are the themes of machismo, male-bonding, and Catholicism.  The clip below where the two leads talk about The Searchers is priceless. Recommended to the curious.

Clip – 100% Scorsese!

The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre
Directed by Roger Corman
Written by Howard Browne
1967/US
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[box] Reporter: Y’know some are sayin’ that it really was the cops who shot those men.

Bugs Moran: You must be new to this town, mister. Only Al Capone kills like that.[/box]

20th Century Fox gave cheapskate Roger Corman $2 million and some A list actors to make this film.  I think he could have made a better movie with less money.

The story of how Al Capone’s gang wiped out a good portion of Bugs Moran’s gang on February 14, 1929 has been told many times.  I don’t need to repeat it here.  With Jason Robards as Al Capone, George Segal as hitman Peter Gusenberg, and Ralph Meeker as “Bugs” Moran.

Naturally, Corman came in ahead of schedule and under budget once again.  He claimed he could have made the film for half as much if he had been allowed to shoot on location.

The final product was marred by incessant monotone voice-overs that sucked the life right out of it.  In addition, whose idea was it to cast Robards?  He doesn’t even attempt to appear or sound Italian and makes a pretty boring Capone, not withstanding his cigar chomping.  Corman made some very entertaining films when he actually sat in the director’s  chair.  This was not one of them.

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Our Mother’s House
Directed by Jack Clayton
Written by Jeremy Brooks and Haya Harareet from a novel by Julian Gloag
1967/UK
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[box] Tagline: The children’s story that is not for children…[/box]

So fantastic to find a sleeper like this.  And with my beloved Dirk Bogarde to boot!

Mother bore seven children, now ranging from about three to sixteen.  She is a religious fanatic, does not believe in doctors, and has evidently been bedridden for some time.  The house is a poor one but very well ordered.  When mother dies, the children, fearing they will separated or sent to an orphanage, bury her in the backyard.  They get along pretty well by forging mother’s monthly welfare checks and sticking to her rules.  The rules are sometimes harsh.

When one of the girls gets sick and the others refuse to get her medical care, a brother reaches out to mom’s estranged husband Charlie (Bogarde).  Charlie moves in and vacillates between loving playmate and debauched opportunist.  I’ll end the plot summary here.  With Pamela Franklin and Mark Lester among the children.

I thought this was pretty great. I don’t think I’ve seen Bogarde play a Cockney before but he knocks it out of the park as usual.   The film has some of the  haunting feeling of Clayton’s earlier The Innocents (1961).  The mixture of childhood merriment and impending doom is handled extremely well.  Also includes a good Georges Delarue score. Recommended.

Trailer – spoiler

Frankenstein Created Woman
Directed by Terence Fisher
Written by Anthony Hinds
1967/UK
Hammer Films
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They Shoot Zombies Don’t They

[box] Baron Frankenstein: Everything we don’t understand is magic – until we understand it.[/box]

One of the better late Hammer Horror entries.  Not to be confused with The Bride of Frankenstein!

As the film begins, a man is executed by the guillotine as his terrified son looks on.  Later, Baron Frankenstein (Peter Cushing) is awoken from his cryogenic slumber raring to start reanimating the dead.  Conveniently, the now grown son is executed in the same manner leaving his sweetheart Christina to commit suicide.

The Baron combines the body of the beauty with the brains of the decapitated lover. Christina is now out to get revenge on the sadistic town swells who caused both their misery.

As the Hammer Horror franchise matures, it becomes more hit or miss for me.  This one was a hit.  Cushing played Frankenstein over and over.  This time he is so good that one hardly misses Christopher Lee.  Terence Fisher’s direction certainly doesn’t hurt. Recommended to fans of this genre.

Camelot
Directed by Joshua Logan
Written by Alan J. Lerner from “The Once and Future King” by T.S. Elliot
1967/USA
Warner Brothers/Seven Arts
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[box] King Arthur as a Boy: What’s the best thing for being sad?

Merlyn: The best thing for being sad is to learn something. [/box]

This  overblown musical epic is worth a watch for the great songs and some good performances.

King Arthur (Richard Harris) came from humble origins and was taught wisdom by the wizard Merlin.  He proved he was by rights King of England when he pulled the sword Excalibur out of a mighty rock.

This story begins as the king is anxiously, fearfully awaiting the arrival of his arranged bride Guenevere (Vanessa Redgrave).  Guenevere is almost his polar opposite in temperment but they hit it off famously.  Both are committed to building Camelot, a peaceable kingdom where right not might prevails.  Harris calls on all worthy knights to join him.  The noble, almost saintly, Lancelot du Lac (Franco Nero) is immediately drawn there.  One of the key features of the regime is the Round Table, where nobody sits at the head.

The story turns dark when Lancelot and Guenevere, who both love and are loved by Arthur, begin an affair.  The death penalty by rights should apply so Arthur banishes anyone who even suggests anything is going on between the two.  Things get even more complicated when Mordred (David Hemmings), Arthur’s evil illegitimate son, shows up to destroy the peace of the kingdom.

I love the music to this and listened to the Broadway cast recording with Julie Andrews and Richard Burton over and over as a kid.  I saw the movie on original release and it was so different from my imagination that it didn’t wow me.  It’s just so dark and art nouveau somehow.  I liked it more this time, possibly just from getting to hear the music again.

The IMDb trivia has some interesting stuff on how Richard Harris campaigned for the part and later turned it into a lifetime franchise.

Camelot won Academy Awards in the categories of Best Art Direction-Set Decoration; Best Costume Design; and Best Music, Scoring of Music, Adaptation or Treatment.  It was nominated in the categories of Best Cinematography and Best Sound.

Torture Garden
Directed by Freddie Francis
Written by Robert Bloch
1967/UK
Amicus Pictures
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They Shoot Zombies Don’t They

[box] Lancelot Canning (segment 4 “The Man Who Collected Poe”): Did you know that there are ways to raise the dead?[/box]

Solid little Amicus horror anthology flick.  Burgess Meredith has way too little screen time though!

The framework is built around Dr. Diabolo’s (Meredith) sideshow attraction at a carnival. Customers are invited to seek their futures from a sybil bearing scissors.  The futures they are shown are the result of the vices hidden away in each customer’s heart.  Dr. Diabolo stresses that the future is not set in stone but can be changed by reformation of the subject.

“Enoch” is the tale of a vengeful cat determined to strip an heir of his ill-gotten fortune.  In “Terror Over Hollywood” we learn why some movie stars never seem to age.  “Mr. Steinway” features a killer piano.  In “The Man Who Collected Poe”, fans Peter Cushing and Jack Palance attempt to raise the author from the grave.

The segments vary in quality but are all quite watchable if not exactly terrifying.  I could have happily watched an entire story about Dr. Diabolo.  Meredith chews the scenery in he delightful way only he can.

Barefoot in the Park
Directed by Gene Saks
Written by Neil Simon
1967/USA
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[box] Ethel: I feel like we’ve died and gone to heaven – only we had to climb up.[/box]

Neil Simon comedy with two of America’s most beautiful people at their most beautiful.

Corie (Jane Fonda) is a sexy, fun-loving, free spirit.  Paul (Robert Redford) is a straight-laced lawyer.  This odd couple marries hoping love (and sex) will triumph over their differences.  After a blissful honeymoon, Corie installs them in an apartment building where all the tenants are reported to be crazy.  They must be as there is no elevator, little or no maintenance, and the tiniest of rooms.  All must walk up five flights to reach the Bratter’s cozy hideaway.

Early on the Bratter’s meet their crazy upstairs attic neighbor Victor Velasco (Charles Boyer).  He is an eccentric lothario that appeals to Corie’s sense of adventure.  Corie’s mother Ethel (Mildred Natwick) is more a counterpart to Paul.  Corie tries to play matchmaker.  The one-liners and gags flow.

I played Mildred Natwick’s part long ago in an amateur production and have most of the dialogue memorized still.  It’s a light, fun, entertaining film with some special performances.

Mildred Natwick was nominated by the Academy for Best Supporting Actress.