Category Archives: 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die

Reviews of movies included in the book 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die

Real Life (1979)

Real Life
Directed by Albert Brooks
Written by Monica McGowan Johnson, Harry Shearer and Albert Brooks
1979/US
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One of 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die

Albert Brooks: Our research was so thorough the computers actually coughed up two perfect families. If I were a liar, I could tell you that we chose one over the other for complicated psychological reasons. But I’m a comedian, not a liar. I can afford the luxury of honesty. The Feltons lived in Wisconsin; the Yeagers lived in Arizona. YOU spend the winter in Wisconsin…

I thoroughly enjoyed Albert Brooks’s first film, a mockumentary.

The film was made in homage to “An American Family” which was a multi-episode TV show on public TV. In it an embedded camera crew captured many intimate moments in life of a dysfunctional family. The show was quite controversial.

In this movie, Albert Brooks gets the same idea. But the “rules” are ridiculously complicated, the technology is hilarious, and the director (Brooks) is clueless about people, a control freak and an idiot. The plug is pulled after only two months of the year long experiment.

My humor and Brooks’s humor are on the same wavelength. I hadn’t seen this one before. I kept getting a “This Is Spinal Tap” vibe. Then I noticed that Harry Shearer who co-wrote this and appeared as as one of the helmeted cameraman was also a co-writer and performer in Spinal Tap. This film made me laugh and I loved it.

A MUST SEE – hilarious!  None of this appears in the actual film

The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith (1978)

The Chant of Jimmie Blacksmith
Directed by Fred Schepisi
Written by Fred Schepisi from a novel by Thomas Keneally
1978/Australia

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McCready: You can’t say we haven’t given you anything. We’ve introduced you to alcohol, religion.
Jimmie Blacksmith: Religion.
McCready: Influenza, measles, syphilis. School.
Jimmie Blacksmith: School.
McCready: A whole host of improvements.

This violent historical drama was not for me.

The story takes place in early 20th Century in rural Australia. Jimmie (Tommy Lewis) is a half-caste aborigine being raised in a missionary orphanage. The very racist Reverend (Jack Thompson) and his wife has high hopes for Jimmie’s future. They figure he can marry a white woman and that future generations will be more and more white.

But Jimmie is an aborigine in his heart and sneaks off to participate in the rituals of his culture. He knows how to talk a very smooth line though and has an easy enough time finding work. He also gets a white wife. But Jimmie is subjected to more and more abuse and finally goes on a rampage of vengeance.

The Australian countryside looks very beautiful in this film. I thought the cinematography and music were the best part though all the acting was quite good. The second-half of the movie features brutal violence and cruelty from all sides and was difficult for me to watch.

 

Vampyr (1932)

Vampyr
Directed by Carl Theodor Dreyer
Written by Christen Jul and Carl Theodor Dreyer from a book by Sheridan Le Fanu
1932/Germany/France
Tobis Filmkunst
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Repeat viewing/Criterion Collection
One of 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die

Title Card: This is the tale of the strange adventures of the young Allan Gray, who immersed himself in the study of devil worship and vampires. Preoccupied with superstitions of centuries past, he became a dreamer for whom the line between the real and the supernatural became blurred. His aimless wanderings led him late one evening to a secluded inn by the river in a village called Courtempierre.

Probably Dreyer’s most inexplicable movie but one of his most beautiful.


A susceptible young man runs into vampires at a country inn. It is not all that easy to identify the vampire or the other elements of a conventional story even after multiple viewings. It is more in the nature of the protagonist’s dream. The images are the thing here. Dreyer and his cinematographer Rudolph Maté have created a film full of some of the most exquisite, spare, and evocative black and white photography ever. It is as if Dreyer thought up every symbol of death there is, made it beautiful, and put it on screen to gently creep us out. Recommended.

 

Me and My Gal (1932)

Me and My Gal
Directed by Raoul Walsh
Written by Arthur Korber
1932/US
Fox Film Corporation
One of 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die
Repeat viewing/Amazon Prime rental

Pop Riley: Another bank robbery yesterday.
Danny Dolan: Oh? Who’d the bank rob now?
Pop Riley: Nobody, someone robbed the bank.
Danny Dolan: Ah, turned the tables on ’em, eh? Smart!

I liked this better on a second viewing but I still don’t understand why I needed to see it before I die.

A rookie Irish-American policeman (Spencer Tracy) falls for a wisecracking lunch counter waitress (Joan Bennett) while solving crime on the waterfront.

There is nothing wrong with this movie that elimination of the looong unfunny “comedy” drunk schtick by Will Stanton could not fix. Fortunately, he only mars the first half of the movie. On the other hand, the two leads acquit themselves admirably and Joan Bennett makes a beautiful blonde.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APZkxvu96w0

Freaks (1932)

Freaks
Directed by Tod Browning
Written by Willis Goldbeck and Leon Gordon suggested by “Spurs”, a story by Tod Robins
1932/US
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
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One of 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die

Cleopatra: You dirty, slimy, freaks! Freaks, freaks, freaks! You fools! Make me one of you, will you?

 

On the one hand, this is certainly a powerful film.  On the other hand, it leaves me feeling kind of dirty.

The film is mostly taken up with slice of life views of the backstage goings on of a variety of circus sideshow “freaks”.  In addition, there are two plot lines.  In the first, a midget (Hans Eiler) becomes obsessed with a beautiful full-sized trapeze artist (Olga Baclanova).  She finds out he has a large inheritance and plots with her strong man boyfriend to marry him and murder him for his money.  The freaks exact a cruel revenge.

The second concerns the budding romance before Phrodo the clown (Wallace Ford) and Venus (Leila Hyams), who has been dumped by the aforementioned strong man.  Both these characters treat the “freaks” with kindness and humanity.

I may never sort out my reaction to this. The wedding banquet scene and the revenge sequence are powerful film making by any standard. On the one hand, the presentation of the deformed performers is unashamed and human. On the other hand, the whole thing is fundamentally exploitative and disturbing.  There is a perverse interest in how these people have sex which is pretty icky.  So much so that exploitation king Dwain
Esper re-released it for his target auditence.  Despite it all, this is probably essential.

Duck Soup (1933)

Duck Soup
Directed by Leo McCarey
Burt Kalmar and Harry Ruby
1933/US
Paramount Pictures
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One of 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die

Rufus T. Firefly: I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Classic Marx Brothers madness

.Groucho is drafted by Mrs. Teasdale (Margaret Dumont returns!) to lead Fredonia and he leads it straight into war with neighboring Sylvania. Chico and Harpo spy for the other side,  reporting to Ambassador Trentino (Louis Calhern). This is the one with the mirror gag with the multiple Grouchos, surely their most inspired sketch. It is the most chaotic outing yet. Harpo’s scissors gag gets old for me fast and a lot of time is spent on it.

Probably essential though I prefer “Animal Crackers”.

Grouch and Margaret

 

Love Me Tonight (1932)

Love Me Tonight
Directed by Rouben Mamoulian
Written by Samuel Hoffenstein, George Marion Jr., and Waldemar Young from a play by Leopold Marchand and Paul Armont
1932/US
Paramount Pictures
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Repeat viewing/My DVD collection
One of 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die

Maurice Courtelin: Jeanette, you know what I think? I think I’m mad. And that you are mad. And that the whole world is mad. But I’m the luckiest man of all. And the happiest. Listen, my beautiful Princess. I love you. I love you! And whatever comes tomorrow, love me tonight. Love me tonight.

In my opinion this is the most perfect musical until 1939, possibly until 1952

Maurice (Maurice Chevalier) is an up-and-coming tailor in Paris, France.  His biggest customer is Viscount Gilbert de Varèze (Charlie Ruggles) who has ordered 50,000 francs worth of clothing.  Maurice has talked his friendly hatmakers, glove makers, etc. into also extending the Viscount credit.  Too late, Maurice finds out that Gilbert never pays anybody. He travels to the chateau where Gilbert lives with his irascible father the Duke d’Artelines (C. Aubrey Smith) and greedy man-crazy sister Valentine (Myrna Loy). Gilbert introduces Maurice to his family as his friend, a baron.

Also occupying the castle is the Princess Jeanette (Jeanette MacDonald). She is the young widow of an old man and is beyond bored. Her problem is that there are no suitably noble candidates for her hand between the ages of 12 and 86. She meets cute with the baron and, after the requisite amount of bickering, finds him quite intriguing.

Inevitably Maurice is found out for the tailor he is. The aristocracy is appalled. Can the lovers find a way to stay together?

The high points include the opening to the sounds of the Paris streets, the “Isn’t It Romantic?” sequence (which still gives me chills no matter how often I see it), and the reprise of “Mimi” by all the various characters. All the supporting cast is fantastic and Myrna Loy is the best of all. A silly story rendered sublime by its director. Highly recommended.

I’m not kidding about those chills!

A nous la liberte (1931)

A nous la liberte (Freedom Forever!)
Directed by Rene Clair
Written by Rene Clair
1931/France
Films Sonores Tobis
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One of 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die

[Voice over Singer]: Liberty is the happy man’s due / He enjoys love and skies of blue / But then there are some / Who no worse crimes have done / It’s the sad story we tell / From a prison cell

As usual during this part of Clair’s career, he has made a sound movie with very little dialogue but plenty of singing and noises. This one might be his best.

Two cellmates, Henri Marchand and Raymond Cordy, work on the prison assembly line making toy horses. When they try to execute their escape attempt Henri is left behind and distacts the guards from pursuing Raymond. Raymond makes it to town, cleverly gains a suit of clothes, and starts from the bottom as a street vendor of gramaphone records. Raymond prospers more and more as time passes and currently owns a gigantic gramaphone factory. His employees work with military precision on an assembly line not so different from the one at the prison.  Raymond becomes accustomed to formal dining and absolute deference.

Henri succeeds in his second escape. He is attracted to the factory by a young beauty he watched while gazing out his cell window. After some adventures he spots Raymond and expects him to greet him as a brother. Raymond, fearing exposure, tries to buy him off. No deal. He threatens him with a gun but cannot shoot him.  Finally, they renew their connection and Raymond accepts Henri as his dear friend. Henri creates chaos in the factory culminating in the fantastic penultimate scene of the film.

This is a scathing social satire exposing the evils of capitalism.  It is also a complete delight.  The industrial design of the sets is absolutely wonderful.  Recommended.

Lazere  Meerson was nominated for the Best Art Direction Oscar, making A nous la liberte the first foreign-language film to be nominated.

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I’m still watching a film a day but am way behind in my reviewing.  Coming up are Lady Killer, The Smiling Lieutenant, and One Hour with You.

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Sons of the Desert (1933)

Sons of the Desert
Directed by William A. Seiter
Written by Frank Craven
1933/US
Hal Roach Studios
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One of 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die

Oliver: Do you have to ask your wife everything?
Stan: If I didn’t ask her, I wouldn’t know what she wanted me to do.

Is this the funniest of the Laurel and Hardy features? Quite possibly.

Stan and Ollie are members of a crazy sort of lodge called The Sons of the Desert. The leader of their group makes everyone swear to attend the national convention in Chicago. But Ollie’s wife refuses to let him go in the most vehement way possible. Stan’s wife is more lenient.

So Ollie fakes an illness and gets a doctor (actually a veterinarian) to recommend a sea cruise to Honolulu. His wife is persuaded to let him go without her since she doesn’t like water. The boys, of course, head straight to Chicago. They are in trouble throughout. Most especially when they get home.  With Mae Busch as Hardy’s wife and Dorothy Christy as Laurel’s.

I loved the “two peas in a pot/pod/pod-ah” gag, all the broken crockery, and the “Honolulu Baby” number and reprises. A whole lot of fun.

Queen Christina (1933)

Queen Christina
Directed by Rouben Mamoulian
Written by H. M. Harwood and Salka Viertel from an original story by Viertel and Margaret P. Levino
1933/US
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
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One of 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die

Antonio: There’s a mystery in you.
Christina: Is there not in every human being?

Director Mamoulian and MGM provide beautiful staging, lighting, camerawork, costumes, and art direction to this biopic/costume drama.  Some of the acting not so much.

After her father was killed in battle, Christina assumed the Swedish throne as a child.  She had been raised as a boy, leaving her decisive, independent, and fearless.  She grows up to be Greta Garbo.  The throne weighs heavy on Christina’s head.  All her courtiers are urging her to marry her cousin, a military hero.  They are also in favor of continuing to fight after a major victory in the 30 Years War.  Christina refuses to grant either wish.

One fine day she goes off riding through the snow disguised as a young man with her faithful servant Aage (C. Aubrey Smith).  She meets a group of Spaniards who are stuck in the snow and helps them with their carriage.  Later they meet at an inn.  Christina has booked the best room in the packed inn.  When the Spaniards arrive they try to outbid Christina for the room.  But the Spanish envoy Antonio (John Gilbert) finds the “young man” fascinating and the two agree to share the room.  Nature takes its course and the lovers spend a blissful three days together.

Antonio had been coming to deliver King Philip of Spain’s marriage proposal and is not amused to find Christina is actually the Queen.  They make up though.  Now Christina must choose between duty and freedom.   With Lewis Stone as a pompous courtier and Ian Keith as a jilted suitor.

My opinion of this has changed with each viewing. There is no denying that the staging, lighting, art direction and costumes are stunning. The problem is I am hit or miss with Garbo. This is a miss in my book. She is unnaturally dramatic which may have worked well in her silent films but is not so effective when she has to deliver dialogue. She does look absolutely gorgeous, however.