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Send Me No Flowers (1964)

Send Me No Flowers
Directed by Norman Jewison
Written by Julius J. Epstein from a play by Norman Barasch and Carroll Moore
1964/USA
Universal Pictures/Martin Melcher Productions
First viewing/Netflix rental

[box] Judy: When he tells me he’s dying and he doesn’t DIE… wouldn’t he know that I’d get SUSPICIOUS?[/box]

Not the best of the Hudson-Day films but enjoyable, especially for Tony Randall.

George (Rock Hudson) is a hypocondriac whose foibles and dietary quirks are tolerated by his wife Judy.  They live in the kind of suburbia where the milkman passes gossip from one house to the next.  One day, George goes to the doctor complaining of chest pain.  His EKG results are two weeks overdue (?!).  The doctor assures him that he is suffering from indigestion. When George overhears the doctor talking on the phone about another patient’s terminal heart problem, he assumes it is a death warrant.

George determines not to tell his wife but starts acting very weird.  His one confidant is family friend Arnold.  Many comic misunderstandings ensue.

The idiot plot is alive and well in 1964.  The movie is really saved by Randall’s character who has some funny scenes.  I especially like the one where he is writing Hudson’s eulogy. The franchise seems to have gotten somewhat tired by this point.

Jewel Robbery (1932)

Jewel Robbery
Directed by William Dieterle
Written by Erwin S. Gelsey from a story by Ladislas Fodor
1932/USA
Warner Bros.
First viewing/Amazon Instant

Robber: The last place anybody would think of looking for me is in your bedroom.

Who knew William Dieterle had the Lubitsch touch?

The story is set in Vienna, Austria.  The Baroness Teri (Kay Francis) is bored in her marriage to an elderly nobleman.  She adores the jewels and furs he supplies, however.  He has just promised to buy her a 28-carat diamond ring.  Just after the couple make their purchase, an un-named Robber (William Powell) and his gang enter the shop for a daring daytime robbery.  They clean the entire store out at gunpoint.  It is lust at first sight between Teri and the Robber and he actually lets her keep her diamond.

The robber gives everybody the choice between smoking one of his “cigarettes” (pretty clearly marijuana) and getting locked in the safe.  Teri refuses to do either. When the cops show up, the gang gets away.  The Robber ends up stowing the loot in Teri’s bedroom. Both Teri and the jewels are then taken to the Robber’s pad for fun and games.

This movie is so much fun!  The double entendres fly between the utterly charming leads.  It’s only 68 minutes and I could have watched Powell and Francis do their thing for at least another half hour. The jewels and fashions are something to behold as well.  Recommended.

Five Star Final (1931)

Five Star Final  
Directed by Mervyn LeRoy
Written by Byron Morgan and Robert Lord from a play by Louis Weitzenkorn
1931/USA
First National Pictures (Warner Bros.)
First viewing/FilmStruck

 

[box] Brannegan: For 2 cents I’d smash your face in.

Joseph W. Randall: You’d do anything for 2 cents.[/box]

Excellent cast gives this early Warner Bros. social realist melodrama some pizazz.

Joseph Randall (Edward G. Robinson) is the city editor of a sleazy tabloid.  The bosses decide that the paper is losing circulation because it is not quite sleazy enough.  They want to resurrect the 20-year-old Nancy Voorhees story in which a secretary killed the boss who had impregnated her.  They will bill it as a cautionary tale.  Randall goes along and assigns sleazy hypocritical reporter Isopod (Boris Karloff) to dig up new dirt on the old story.

Isopod tracks down the secretary and finds she is now married to Michael Townsend (H.B. Warner).  Her illegitimate daughter Jenny (Marian Marsh), who does not know her true parentage is about to marry the son of a wealthy stuck-up family.  Tragedy ensues when the paper prints the story over a mother’s pleas.  With Aline McMahon in her screen debut as Randall’s secretary.

This movie clearly betrays its stage roots with a lot of static long takes.  But with Robinson in command there is considerable dynamism in the acting.  The supporting cast is A-OK Warner Bros. quality to boot.

Five Star Final was Oscar-nominated for Best Picture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0qL1fs1c6k

Trailer- lots of spoilers