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Love Finds Andy Hardy (1938)

Posted on December 20, 2013 | 4 comments

Love Finds Andy Hardy
Directed by George B. Seitz
Written by William Ludwig from the stories by Vivien R. Bretherton
1938/USA
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
First viewing/Netflix rental

 

[box] Betsy Booth: I sing, you know.[/box]

This domestic comedy goes down smoothly, like an old TV sitcom.

Andy Hardy (Mickey Rooney) has money trouble, which soon becomes woman trouble.  He wants to buy a used hot rod for a big dance but is $8 short.  Judge Hardy (Lewis Stone) is against the idea of Andy even having his own car.  Then Andy’s steady girl Polly (Ann Rutherford) has to miss the dance to visit her grandmother.  Andy’s friend has to do the same and offers Andy the $8 to date his girlfriend (Lana Turner) up and keep her away from other boys.  In the meantime, pre-teen Betsy Booth (Judy Garland) is visiting next door and develops a mad crush on Andy. Naturally, poor Andy ends up with three dance dates at the same time.  Judge Hardy is on hand with fatherly wisdom.

This is basically an entertaining movie though I don’t like Mickey Rooney much when he mugs for the camera, which he does a lot here.  Judy Garland is absolutely delightful.  I hadn’t known Lana Turner started out in the movies so young.

Trailer

 

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Sex Madness (1938)

Posted on December 20, 2013 | 4 comments

Sex Madness 
Directed by Dwain Esper
Written by Joseph Seiden and Vincent Valentini
1938/USA
Cinema Service Corp.
First viewing/Netflix rental

 

[box] First title card: Down through the ages, has rushed a menace more dangerous than the worst criminal. Syphilis. Let us seize this monster and stamp out forever its horrible influence.[/box]

King of Schlock Dwain Esper brings us another abysmal “educational” exploitation film, this time about the scourge of syphilis.

The story begins with a reformer giving a rant about syphilis and the “sex industry”.  His son complains that his father is not up with the times and leaves to “see a friend”.  He winds up at the most chaste burlesque show on record.  The audience is full of leering horn dogs, however.  Meanwhile, a girl laments her boring job in the reformer’s office.  Her clearly lesbian co-worker encourages her to become a stripper and takes the girl to the same burlesque show where she makes a pass.  This prelude has little relation to the remaining story which concerns one of the burlesque dancers, Millicent.

Poor Millicent is deeply in love with her small town boyfriend Wendall.  But Millicent foolishly left for Sin City (New York) after winning a beauty contest intent on winning fame and fortune.  The only job she can get is as a “party girl”.  At her first party, she is given a few sips of champagne and “gives herself” to a man.  She immediately falls ill with syphilis from this one indiscretion.  She must seek work in the burlesque show.  Millicent gets help from a kindly doctor who says after a few months of treatment she can go home but must continue treatment until she is fully cleared before she can marry Wendall.  He warns against quacks who promise quick cures for big bucks.

But Wendall can hardly wait to get married and Millicent finds a doctor who tells her for $100 she will be cured within a month.  After the “cure” the couple marries, but in about a year the baby gets sick and Wendall is having problems with his eyes ….

Anyone who attended this masterpiece expecting erotic thrills was sorely disappointed. Anyone who expected acting was a fool.  This is bad, bad stuff.  Still, I got several big laughs out of some of the really ludicrous situations so all was not lost.  The ending must be seen to be believed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSfGMvEz23o

“Trailer”

 

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