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The Earrings of Madame de … (1953)

The Earrings of Madame de …
Directed by Max Ophüls
Written by Marcel Archard, Max Ophüls, and Annette Wademant from a novel by Louise de Vilmorin
1953/France/Italy
Franco London Films/Indus Films/Rizzoli Film
Repeat viewing/Netflix Rental
#268 of 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die

[box] Monsieur Rémy: I thought I was doing both of you a favor.

Général André de…: I don’t follow, Monsieur Remy. I sometimes do favors for others but I avoid letting others do them for me.

Monsieur Rémy: A good policy.[/box]

The first time I saw this I was mesmerized by Ophul’s fabulous camera work.  This time I was moved by the story and the acting.  Either way, this film is a marvel.

General Andre de … (Charles Boyer) and his wife Louise (Danielle Darrieux) are sophisticates and members of the Paris elite.  As the story begins, Louise is trying to decide which of her jewels she should sell to pay off some debts she has kept a secret from her husband.  She decides her diamond earrings, a wedding present from André, are the easiest of her possessions to part with.  She covers her indiscretion by saying she can’t find the jewels, which are presumably lost or stolen.

Although she swore the jeweler to secrecy, he proceeds to inform André, a valued client. André buys them back, asks that the jeweler mention this to no one, and gives the earrings to his mistress who is departing for Constantinople at the conclusion of their affair. The mistress loses all her money at the casino and pawns the earrings.  Baron Fabrizio Donati (Vittorio de Sica), an Italian diplomat, sees the earrings in a jeweler’s window and buys them without a particular recipient in mind.

Donati is assigned to the Italian Embassy where he socializes with the General and his wife at many official functions.  While the General is away on maneuvers, Donati and Louise see more and more of each other.  Finally, he gives her the earrings.  The earrings start on another, more tragic, ownership cycle until they reach their destiny.

This film is beautiful in every way.  There is an amazing sequence that encapsulates the relationship between Louise and Donati through their dancing at various parties.  The camera dances right along with them.  I had not remembered how sad the story was.  By the end I felt so sorry for all the characters.  I don’t think Boyer was ever better.  He captures both the pride and the hurt of the General to perfection.  Highly recommended.

The Earrings of Madame de … was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Costume Design, Black-and-White.

Can’t find a good clip so here is this analysis of the opening tracking shots

Robot Monster (1953)

Robot Monsterrobot monster poster
Directed by Phil Tucker
Written by Wyott Ordung
1953/USA
Three Dimension Pictures
Repeat viewing/Amazon Prime

Great One: Earth Ro-Man, you violate the laws of plans. To think for yourself is to be like the hu-man.
Ro-Man: Yes! To be like the hu-man! To laugh! Feel! Want! Why are these things not in the plan?
Great One: You are an extension of the Ro-Man, and a Ro-Man you will remain. Now, I set you into motion. One: destroy the girl. Two: destroy the family. Fail, and I will destroy you!

This is my second viewing of this bad-movie classic after a gap of two years and seeing several more of its most notorious bretheren .  It stood up as still the most hilarious example of its genre I have ever seen.

A family decides to picnic in what looks to be an abandoned rock quarry on the day Robot Monster, who refers to himself as Ro-Man, is sent to destroy all the Hu-mans (as he and the Great Guidance refer to our species) on earth. Ro-Man is played by a large man in a gorilla suit wearing a diving helmet and moves very, very slowly.

The survivors have all been innoculated with a serum which prevents every known disease and also happens to defeat Ro-Man’s death ray. There are thus 8 survivors left on earth, most of them conveniently located with yards of the Ro-Man’s cave headquarters.  Ro-Man offers them a painless death if they surrender but they decline preferring “peace with honor”.

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Ro-Man: I cannot – yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do “must” and “cannot” meet? Yet I must – but I cannot!

The rest of the “plot” is perhaps unnecessary save to say that Ro-Man’s downfall is his unseemly feelings for the family’s hot eldest daughter. In between, we get random stock footage of dinosaurs fighting, a very bizaare wedding, and some of the most hilarious dialog ever captured on film. With the “automatic billion bubble machine”, which receives a special credit.

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How I loved this movie! I had a silly grin on my face except during the many times I was laughing out loud.  Much of the fun comes from the many unexpected, because ludicrous, happenings so I will not spoil these for anyone brave enough to try this.  I suggest getting together with a like-minded friend and possibly a few drinks for maximum enjoyment.  It is only about an hour long.

Multiple complete versions of this gem are available on YouTube, including the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version, which I have never seen.  This is funny enough without an added riff track.

Trailer

Joe Dante on Robot Monster – Trailers from Hell